VAL FILLIO SPAWNS SECOND, FINAL PROGENY

In the early evening of Thursday, September 20th, the Fillio family welcomed the newest addition to their nuclear family: Zoe Alexandria Fillio.

The final deliverable was presented at Sibley Memorial Hospital in Washington, D.C., with a small audience of medical professionals in attendance. Also at the scene was new father (again) and reigning WWFFL Champion, Chris.

The tale of the tape lists Zoe at 6lbs, 11oz. and 19in, time-stamped at 20:46. Dr. Russell Bridges OB-GYN performed the delivery.

"I’m pretty satisfied with the way this project concluded," said new mom (again), Val Fillio. "We had a few speedbumps and challenges along the way but everyone pitched in and got the job done."

For his part, new father Chris was able to stomach several helpings of barely palatable hospital food.

"This was certainly a team effort, though most of my work was finished during the initial requirements phase several months ago," stated an excited Chris. "I really have to give all the credit to Val. She did most of the heavy lifting and endured numerous sacrifices to pull off this project successfully. She’s a real trooper."

When pressed for details about possible future family expansion, both primary parties had no comment.