Notre...Dame...Beats...Washington

Or, as BGI will likely publish, "Irish Create Husky House of Horrors."

There were enough storylines both pre- and post-game to fill a Congressional pork barrel. But the only line one needed to read came the week before, after ND lost to Michigan State, compliments of BGI's Lou Somoygi:

'...in past years when Notre Dame was down 21 to MSU, they would lose by 28 or 35pts.'

Ty, I hope you didn't let that racist door-knob hit ya where the good Lord split ya.