Auf Wiedersehen, Coach WillingBaer!

Non-interim acting sub-head coach, Kent WillingBaer, bravely led the Flailin' Irish to a 38-21 pasting at the hands of the Oregon State Beavers. Now 0-2 vs. the bucktoothed ones by a combined 79-30 tally, the equally pathetic performance in every aspect of football--offense, defense, and special teams--was one that no doubt made Coach Tyrone proud. Proud of their consistency, and proud to be pulling down $1.5 million/year to not be held respnsible no more.

Previously rumored to be the lead prospect for the Utah State job (sorry--the job has been filled), Coach WillingBaer has now turned his focus elsewhere. His only job requirement is that the team he next coaches have a football schedule spread out over the full 12 calendar months, so as to give him the necessary 5 weeks to prepare for each game.

viel Glueck, Coach WillingBaer!