Sunday, December 05, 1999


Winning submission to the first annual modiKa Vermin Valentine Haiku Contest, where entries may only make use of words culled from Valentine's Day heart candies:

I love my sweetie.
Will you be my baby, yes?
Come on, be my pie.

Non-winning limerick submission to some goofy radio contest, which challenged entrants to employ the last names of two current not-so-honorable newsmakers:

Monica Lewinsky knew which,
Of the President's organs did itch.
But Kaczynski's bad mail
Put him in jail,
Where now he's some bad man's bitch.


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